Criminals Beware: Rosemary King upgrades weaponry on Corte de Estepona

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Although Marilyn and I are natives of Texas, where almost every household can be expected to have several loaded guns, she will not permit me to keep a firearm in our house. Therefore, I keep an old-fashioned wooden baseball bat near my bed for protection. Marilyn shared this highly classified information with our neighbor Rosemary King, probably at a Ladies of Calle Estepona Luncheon, only to learn that her husband Mike also keeps an old-fashioned wooden baseball bat near at hand for self-defense.

Rosemary decided to upgrade the weaponry Mike and I use. She acquired two modern metal baseball bats at a garage sale - the type that make a pinging sound when striking a baseball - and presented them to me and Mike.

The photo shows my old wooden bat on the left and my new metal bat on the right (as gift wrapped by Rosemary). I am offering my wooden bat for sale to the highest bidder.